As always, new Outfits!
Awesome winter outfits, check out how cute characters are in winter clothes!
New Character: Mr. Pheel the Eel
We're also gifting you a new minor NPC! Mr. Pheel the Eel is the most kawaii eel ever. He comes bearing lots of secrets... be ready.
But we couldn't have done this alone, we teamed up with none other than Jacksepticeye to breath life into Mr. Pheel the Eel. His awesome VA skills really gave new depth to our character's... special voice.
NEW ITEM: THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
Welcome to the gifting season! But giving you just one gift would be underwhelming for our whacky standards. For that reason we're giving you... THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
This is an unique item that can turn into... 13 FUCKIN' DIFFERENT ITEMS. Lame coal or one of 12 gifts. Be ready for wild stat changes and wilder secret plotlines...
YOU WANT EXCITEMENT!? SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING!
Believe it or not, this is a very religious thing.
DRAWING FROM A RANDOM KID
I know the composition is not that great and the color palette lacks depth; but fuck you, it's a gift.
A lump of coal. Should've not been so naughty.
LEE CARVALLO'S PUTTING CHALLENGE
Now I know you love videogames, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants
MIND CONTROL CLASSES
Because inside every person there's a potential serf!
VERY GOOD SALAD
It will make you laugh big time
A SATANIST KIT
All cool kidz want to be friends with Satan!
It itches as fuck; but form over function, bitch
A SOCK PUPPET
If you are so horrible you have no friends you can always make your own!
Stories tell that long ago Santa used to give naughty boys lead instead of coal.
A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET
The best prize is sharing it
A super secret thing! I think it's Pikachu but not sure...