As always, new Outfits!

Awesome winter outfits, check out how cute characters are in winter clothes!

New Character: Mr. Pheel the Eel

We're also gifting you a new minor NPC! Mr. Pheel the Eel is the most kawaii eel ever. He comes bearing lots of secrets... be ready.

But we couldn't have done this alone, we teamed up with none other than Jacksepticeye to breath life into Mr. Pheel the Eel. His awesome VA skills really gave new depth to our character's... special voice.

jacksepticeye

NEW ITEM: THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

Welcome to the gifting season! But giving you just one gift would be underwhelming for our whacky standards. For that reason we're giving you... THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

This is an unique item that can turn into... 13 FUCKIN' DIFFERENT ITEMS. Lame coal or one of 12 gifts. Be ready for wild stat changes and wilder secret plotlines...

  • Gift
  • Bonestorm
  • Caganer
  • Childish drawing
  • Coal
  • Lee Carvallo's putting challenge
  • Mind control tape
  • Salad
  • Satanist kit
  • Sexy christmas sweater
  • Sock puppet
  • X mas gun
  • Scratch
  • freedom

BONESTORM

Bonestorm

YOU WANT EXCITEMENT!? SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING!

THE SHITTER

Caganer

Believe it or not, this is a very religious thing.

DRAWING FROM A RANDOM KID

Childish drawing

I know the composition is not that great and the color palette lacks depth; but fuck you, it's a gift.

COAL

Coal

A lump of coal. Should've not been so naughty.

LEE CARVALLO'S PUTTING CHALLENGE

Lee Carvallo's putting challenge

Now I know you love videogames, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants

MIND CONTROL CLASSES

Mind control tape

Because inside every person there's a potential serf!

VERY GOOD SALAD

Salad

It will make you laugh big time

A SATANIST KIT

Satanist kit

All cool kidz want to be friends with Satan!

SEXY SWEATER

Sexy christmas sweater

It itches as fuck; but form over function, bitch

A SOCK PUPPET

Sock puppet

If you are so horrible you have no friends you can always make your own!

X-MAS GUN

X mas gun

Stories tell that long ago Santa used to give naughty boys lead instead of coal.

A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET

Scratch

The best prize is sharing it

???

freedom

A super secret thing! I think it's Pikachu but not sure...